A Conspiracy of Clowns Are Taking Over the Left

Over the years, some pretty crazy conspiracy theories have been put out by those who oppose our government in some form or another.

From the existence of aliens and UFOs to phone and wiretaps in every American home, we have heard it all. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that new and ludicrous ideas would be thought of as an effort to oust our current President from office, or, at the very least, make him lose the upcoming election.

However, you’ll have to agree that this new one is so out there, that no one in their right mind would believe it. Then again, those crazy liberals thought this up, so it stands to reason that others would also jump right on that bandwagon, believing anything negative about Donald Trump just to feed their obsession of hating him.

As you likely know, this past weekend American lives were taken in two separate acts of unmistakable hatred and violence; one in El Paso, Texas and the other in Dayton, Ohio. And in the wake of the nation’s fresh wound, that hurt incited people to lash out, blaming others for the deeds of others.

Most of the blame for both shootings, even though both killers were apprehended, was laid at the feet of President Trump by leftists who accuse him of inciting such hatred and racism.

That in and of itself is unbelievable. But what some of them concocted next really takes the cake.

On Monday, a former FBI official and Trump-hater claimed that Trump’s order for American flags to be flown at half-staff and then raised several days later was a sign of neo-Nazism.

According to former FBI Assistant Director for Counterintelligence Frank Figliuzzi, in an interview with MSNBC, “The President’s either getting really good advice and rejecting it, or he’s getting really bad advice.”

He told host Brian Williams, “The President said that we will fly our flags at half-mast until August 8 – that’s 8/8.” He explained, “Now I’m not going to imply that he did this deliberately, but I’m using it as an example of ignorance of the adversary that’s being demonstrated by the White House. The numbers 8/8 are very significant in neo-Nazi and white supremacy movements.”

“Why? Because the letter ‘H’ is the eighth letter of the alphabet, and to them, the numbers 8/8 together stand for ‘Heil Hitler,’” Figliuzzi said.

I have to stop here and just ask, is this guy serious? I mean, in that same speech where Trump announced the lowering and re-raising of the flag, he also condemned white supremacy, as well as racism and bigotry. Apparently, that wasn’t good enough for these daft liberals.

Figliuzzi went on to say that while he isn’t saying the President knows exactly what he is doing, he is suggesting that just maybe someone within the White House does and is sending out messages to the neo-Nazi supporters.

Really? Sending secret messages by way of honoring those who died? Now we know, this is just made up to get a rise out of someone. How very predictable of those progressive scoundrels.

But that’s not all they thought up this week.

In North Carolina’s 9th Congressional District, GOP Senator Dan Bishop is set to face Democrat Dan McCready in September. However, in an attempt to stir up suspicion of the GOP’s contender, David Nir of the liberal Daily Kos is telling us that he has a nasty secret.

Bishop has a habit of calling Democrats, wait for it… clowns.

Yep, and truth be told it’s no secret. He has called multiple people “crazy liberal clowns” throughout his career, including Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, and crazy AOC herself.

However, Nir insists that this is another secret message to white supremacists.

White supremacists have begun to use the image of ‘Pepe the Frog’ in a clown costume, which they call ‘Honkler,’ to express their frustration with the non-racist society of America and the influx of minorities and immigrants, often adding the phrase ‘clown world.’

And while this fact is true, if this is the first time you have heard of this, it’s because this knowledge can only be found within the deep, dark circles of the internet that preys on lost, conflicted souls.

The probability that Senator Bishop knows this at all is highly unlikely.

Furthermore, Nir forgot to mention that liberals such as Barbara Streisand and Joe Scarborough have also used the word ‘clowns’ recently.